C                       Fm
bring two prix fixe dinners up
I’ll unwrap the plastic cups

          Am    F
it’s just us my love
          Am    Fm
it’s just us my love
C                       Fm
I will make the room up nice
put your insides all on ice

Am              F
it was real true love
Am              Fm
it was real true love

Fm
close all the windows
    F#dim       
put signs on the handles
    Am               F
and strip down to my dun-dun-duns
Am              F       
you have gone so far
Am              Fm
you have gone so far
Fm
and tonight
         F#dim          C
its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished)

C                       Fm
candles from the walmart that
every city has to have

Am                 F
that I bought last night
Am                 Fm
that I bought last night
C                       Fm
I was so excited to
do such normal things with you

Am                 F
when you left last night
Am                   Fm
with your toothbrush dry
Bb                            F
no such details will spoil my plans
that is the kind of girl I am

C                 Fm
can you hear room 318...?
man they’re really happening...
          Am    F
they’re a wild bunch
          Am    Fm
they’re a wild bunch
Fm
but if they just knew
F#dim
what my night was coming too
Am                       F
god would they vomit and run
         Am      F
you have gone so far
         Am       Fm
you have gone too far
    F
So tonight
          Fm  
it’s just me and the minibar
F# dim
nobody else
      Am                    F
and I sing at the top of my lungs
      Am       F
happy birthday us
      Am       Fm
happy birthday us