B [Verse 1] E B E B A I met a girl, she was a frog princess B A B I guess I ought to make it clear E B E B A That I saw nothing through her see-through dress B A Until she whispered in my ear [Chorus] B Amaj7 E A B A You don't really love me and I don't really mind B Amaj7 E A B A 'cause I don't love anybody, that stuff is just a waste of time B7 Your place or mine? [Verse 2] E B E B A I met a girl, she was a complete mess B A B I should've left her well alone, but oh no, not me E B E B A I had to see if underneath that dress B A Her heart was really made of stone [Chorus] B Amaj7 E A B A You don't really love me and I don't really mind B Amaj7 E A B A 'cause I don't love anybody, that stuff is just a waste of time B7 Your place or mine? [Instrumental] E B E B A B A B E B E B A B [Verse 3] F#m B Bb F#m I met a girl, she was a frog princess B Bb A And yes I do regret it now E F# But how was I to know that just one kiss A Could turn my frog into a cow? E B E B And now I'm rid of her I must confess A B A B To thinking 'bout what might have been E B C#m E And I can visualize my frog princess A Beneath a shining guillotine [Chorus] B Amaj7 E A B A B You don't really love me and baby that is alright B Amaj7 E 'cause I don't love anybody, A B A B I come and go through peoples love-lives