CAmDG
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps
CAmDG
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
CAmDG
There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy
AmGFDG
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why
GCG
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston
GC
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
AmDmDmGC
For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon!
AmF
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
G#G#G#G
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
GCG
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
GC
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
AmD
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
G#GC
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
GE
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou
GAA7D
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! Too much? ...Yep
GCG
No one fights like Gaston, Douses lights like Gaston
GC
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
AmDmDmGAm
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer
AmFG#
First, I carefully aim for the liver, Then I shoot from behind
G#G
Is that fair? I don't care
CG
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston
GC
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
AmDG#GC
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits) Ten points for Gaston!
AmGDG
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
AmG
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
FDG
So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge!
GCG
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston?
GG#
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
AmDD
I use antlers in all of my decorating
GGGFG
Say it again
DDDCD
Who's a man among men?
FDGAm
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
FEAm
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
FDGA7
There's just one guy in town, Who's got all of it down...
DmG
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
G
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
CGC
Gaston!