Meet me in the Towny Barfor happy hour he said
See him playing electric guitar,
drunk and alone on his bed
He's smoking reefer everyday now
His tastes are ultimately high brow

College Town Boy
get off your ass and do something
College Town Boy,
how does it feel to be nothing?

'No I'm only hanging round here
until grad school he swore'
Oh he's lived all over this town,
he's worked in every store
There must be something in the water here
There must be something int the beer...

College Town Boy,
get off your ass and do something
College Town Boy,
how does it feel to be nothing?

Since graduation day he feels like a fraud
He still regrets he never studied abroad
He's never been to Paris, never to Prague
Oh my god...

College Town Boy,
get off your ass and do something
College Town Boy,
how does it feel to be nothing?
How does it feel to be nothing?
How does it feel to be nothing?
I wouldn't know