Everyone is, everyone is
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
Everyone is, everyone is
A fucking critic, fucking cynic

It's e-- easy to be a junky
And it's e-- easy to be
On you high fucking horsey
And it's e-- easy to be so special
When you're fucking beautiful, and you're rich
And it's e-- easy to get bitter
I should know

Everyone is, everyone is
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
Everyone is, everyone is
A fucking critic, fucking cynic

It's e-- easy to see
The worst in everybody
It's e-- easy to be
A fucking hater
And it's e-- easy to hide
Behind your computer
And it's e-- easy to talk shit
Everybody talks shit

Everyone is, everyone is
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
Everyone is, everyone is
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
Everyone is, everyone is
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
Everyone is, everyone is
A fucking critic