G C G March, Friday, or Saturday G C G Artshow night with Ron English D G Says I'm a worthless bum G C G You know they call me a worthless bum G C G You know I've had my share of chums D G But I'm a worthless bum says I G C G You might thinking of davinare G C G You might be thinking of things that scare G C G Whatever you're thinking, I don't care C G To be stripped bare D G Worthless bum says I G C G I never denied a precious gift G C G You know I probably stole all my riffs D G But I'm a worthless bum Says I [Chorus] C Oh, can't you see? G You belong to me C How my poor heart aches D Every move you make [Verse 2] G C G You know if things get out of hand G C G You know I'm the one who understands G C G Without or with you I'm just doin, doin fine G C G You know I probably stole all my poetry G C G Even they took the most of it from me G C G But I will go on through the infinity C G Believing the lie D G Worthless bum says I G C G You know that I hear is pretty good G C G Understand I'm a worthless bum D G Worthless bum says I G C G You know I never tried to rip you off G C G Never tried to take your life D G Worthless bum says I [Chorus] G C If you were me G And I was you C Then everything's all right D We're out of sight [Outro] G C G Worthless bum G C G Worthless bum D G Worthless bum says I