D
The smell of water, kids screaming with joy
           G                    A
I've hated crap like that since I was a boy
      D
While everyone was laughing and having so much fun
        G                            A
I would mutter "This sucks" till the day was done
    G
I detested most stuff and I still do
         A                         D
You see, I hate everything but you

                          A
I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
                          G           D
I don't like bands with a guy on mandolin
                              A
I hate when people post their pictures with the hashtag "mood"
                        G                  D
I hate when people call blueberries a superfood
                           Bm
I hate when someone says, "Oooh, it's magic hour!"
                        G
Or when people actually stop and smell a flower
                       A
I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"

Oh yes, I hate everything
    D
But you

More examples!

                     A
I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
                              G                        D
Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf "frolf"
                   A
I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo
                     G               D
Hate combination conditioner and shampoo
                 Bm
I hate doing The Wave at a baseball game
                      G
I hate couples with a cutesy couple name
                           A
I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, "Zing!"

Oh yes, I hate everything
    D
But you

              G                         A
'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile
         Bm                       D
When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while
G
Just for a moment I forget
           A
How much I hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"

Even more examples!

                                  G
I hate it when people say they're going "off the grid"
                            D
Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid"
                       G
I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks
             D
I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack

                   G                         D
I hate the phrase "Love conquers all," and I hate that it's true
         Bm                      D
'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you
         G                      D
You love so many things and you have so much fun
            A
It makes me wish my hating days were done
    G                 A             D
And there's one thing I want you to know
     G          A                  D
I'll always hate guys who name their cars