Are you working hard my darling, we’re so worried
Always thinking of you and we just want you to be so happy, keep on going

I don’t want no 9 to 5, telling me that I’m alive and ‘man, you’re doing well
Have you got some money saved up for those rainy days? You should start some sort of trust fund just incase you fail

My friends play in bands, they are better than everything on radio
Did you see that special on tv the other eve?
No my tv, it stopped working when we got here (it’s been four years)

Are you eating? You sound so thin
I don’t know what I was thinking, I should get a job
I don’t know what I was drinking, I should get a dog
Should get married, have some babies, watch the evening news