G C [Verse] C The college will teach you to stay where you're sitting G The bar's gonna teach you how not to treat women C E The church is the last place I go get forgiven C G C 'Cause the fun things in life are forbidden [Verse] C Rich blonde girls drink lattes C And take trips to countries G Em G For photos of orphans to show everybody C E You don't need salvation if you've got enough money C G C So I'll start saving my pennies honey [Chorus] C F C E 'Cause now you know, that you don't have to think everything that you're told Dm Am E Am G C As above, so below [Verse] C Liquor's no good for the ease of your mind C G But the good stuff's been outlawed since '75 G C E Let's meet north of Atlanta sometime later tonight C G C Come on babe let's go get high C 'Cause the mushrooms could help cure your brain of depression C G Em G One less corrupt doctor living in a mansion C F E Red-blooded Jesus on the cross for expansion C G C Blue-collar white man oppression [Chorus] F C E And now you know, that you don't have to think everything that you're told Dm Am E Am Em Am Em E Am G As above, so below [Verse] C Can't talk to your dad about orientation G Em G No pornos no place for sex education C F E And you can't talk to your wife about masturbation C G C So you visit some bitch on vacation [Verse] C My black friend got shot for running a stop sign C G Em When he reached for his insurance G The cop killed him outright C F E That asshole from Stanford got released 'round the same time F G C It'll make any decent man cry [Chorus] C F C E 'Cause now you know that you don't have to think everything that you're told Dm D Am A E Am As above, so below