G C
[Verse]
C
The college will teach you to stay where you're sitting
G
The bar's gonna teach you how not to treat women
C E
The church is the last place I go get forgiven
C G C
'Cause the fun things in life are forbidden
[Verse]
C
Rich blonde girls drink lattes
C
And take trips to countries
G Em G
For photos of orphans to show everybody
C E
You don't need salvation if you've got enough money
C G C
So I'll start saving my pennies honey
[Chorus]
C F C E
'Cause now you know, that you don't have to think everything that you're told
Dm Am E Am G C
As above, so below
[Verse]
C
Liquor's no good for the ease of your mind
C G
But the good stuff's been outlawed since '75
G C E
Let's meet north of Atlanta sometime later tonight
C G C
Come on babe let's go get high
C
'Cause the mushrooms could help cure your brain of depression
C G Em G
One less corrupt doctor living in a mansion
C F E
Red-blooded Jesus on the cross for expansion
C G C
Blue-collar white man oppression
[Chorus]
F C E
And now you know, that you don't have to think everything that you're told
Dm Am E Am Em Am Em E Am G
As above, so below
[Verse]
C
Can't talk to your dad about orientation
G Em G
No pornos no place for sex education
C F E
And you can't talk to your wife about masturbation
C G C
So you visit some bitch on vacation
[Verse]
C
My black friend got shot for running a stop sign
C G Em
When he reached for his insurance
G
The cop killed him outright
C F E
That asshole from Stanford got released 'round the same time
F G C
It'll make any decent man cry
[Chorus]
C F C E
'Cause now you know that you don't have to think everything that you're told
Dm D Am A E Am
As above, so below
