G I could walk across Kansas in a New York minute C G Climb the Colorado mountains in the fall Crawl through Arizona like a flatland lizard A7 D If I thought it’s do many any good at all G I could swim Lake Erie with my hands tied behind me C G Eat a West Virginia coal miner’s shoe C G Drink the Mississippi River if it took a month of Sundays D G Just to prove my love for you Chorus: C G I remember well the first time that I kissed you D G Cause things ain’t been the same ever since C G Got me thinking’ I could eat a ten-penny nail A7 D And spit out a barbwire fence G Well there ain’t a livin’ creature gonna ever come between us C G I’d fight lions, snakes and go-rillas, too C G If that ain’t enough I’d start all over D G Just to prove my love for you G I would ride my pony through the eye of a hurricane C G Climb Mt. Everest on a string Jump Niagra Falls in a burnin’ barrel A7 D And bring you back a hoops full of rings G Wrassle alligators in the Okeefenokee C G There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do C If you’d just say the word, I’ll catch that great speckled bird D G And bring it back to you