Just divorced was written
On the window of the car
It looked like a tombstone
Parked beside the local bar
Once he'd drove it crazy
Now he's driven it too far
Just divorced was written
On the window of the car

Someone wrote in soap
It's over right across the hood
On the door it said good riddance
Boy, I feel good
On the fender were the words
I won't be home tonight
And the jukebox in the bar played
If you're gonna do me wrong do it right
Laughed so hard I thought now
There's a guy who's got some spunk
What a sense of humor
It said goodbye on the trunk
Tin cans tied with paper streamers
Pointing to the bar
Just divorced was written
On the window of the car
Just divorced was written...