G
We all know Ebinezer
Ab
he's horny 'ol dude and
C                  F
when he farts it's really rude.

E|-----8----5-------------------------------------|
B|-------------8---5------------------------------|
G|--------------------7---5-----------------------|
D|---------------------------7---5----------------|
A|----------------------------------7---5---------|
E|-----------------------------------------8---5--|

Chorus:
He likes young girls
lays them on his bed
down goes his pants and
Ebinezer's boffin' again

Verse:
He picks 'em up in bars
likes to fondle brawers (bras)
takes them to his room
and steals their childhood.