They're gonna put me away
On the rap that I ain't done
Well I only really did it
Cos I wanted some fun
I know that I didn't mean it
But now that it's too late
This is what I'm gonna say
When I face the magistrate
It's true I hate you

They put me in a cell
With a bunch of drunks as well
And I can still remember
That horrible pissy smell
Why don't you leave me alone
Just let me go back home
You know it's making
My mother not very well