Intro 8x: ADED
"Alright, class, I'm the Professor. I'm going to be giving you the lecture today.
Now, just so that we're all clear, this is Gallifreyan History 101, so please make
sure you're in the right class.
"There's always one, isn't there?
"Right, for the rest of us, we've got a lot to cover, so let's get started."
ADEDADED
At first we were just Gallifreyans and that was fine.
ADEDADED
Just taking up space and biding our time.
ADED
'Til Rassilon came along
ADED
With his ever present sense of right and wrong.
ADED
He was strong, he was mighty,
ADED
He was the founder of Time Lord Society.
CGAA
Now, this is the subject that everyone finds the hardest,
CGAA
But you're gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS.
CGAA
Nobody's graduating from this Academy
CGADEDADE
Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History.
DADEDADED
Gallifreyan History!
ADEDADED
Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega.
ADEDADED
His interstellar science would amaze ya.
ADED
He found our source of power,
ADED
And devised a cunning plan in under an hour.
ADED
It went sour; he was erased,
ADED
But at least now we could travel through time and space.
CGAA
Now, if there's a subject that's impossible, it's this.
CGAA
In comparison, the Untempered Schism's a piece of piss.
CGAA
Nobody's graduating from this Academy
CGADEDADE
Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History.
DADEDADED
Gallifreyan History!
Owww, let's go!
( CGAA ) (4x)
( ADED ) (2x)
ADEDADED
So, now we're all Time Lords, and that's just fine.
ADEDADED
We're travelling through space, bouncing through time;
ADED
But we've made it clear not to interfere,
ADED
And that's a rule to which we all must adhere.
ADED
But I fear that the Doc
ADED
Is about causing havoc in his big blue box.
CGAA
Now, that takes us up to date and everything's just gravy.
CGAA
I only hope it doesn't get messed up by Russell T Davies.
CGAA
Nobody's graduating from this Academy
CG
Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan...
CG
Until you can say you're Gallifreyan...
CGAGAGAGAGA
Until you know all about Gallifreyan History.
Right, same time next week.