Em9 Fmaj9 Em9 Ebmaj9 [Verse 1] Em9 I'm a confidence man Fmaj9 Piss down your back, and tell you it's raining Em9 A confidence man Ebmaj9 Reigning like a queen, like anyone else [Verse 2] Em9 Everyone expected to be queen Fmaj9 Which is more possible, for it to rain piss, N.C Or a kaleidoscope of queens? Em9 A confidence man Ebmaj9 These are your words, use 'em in my favor [Pre-Chorus] Am7 On the train, I pull your wallet Bm7 Feed it to a mule Cmaj7 You come at me with bloodshot eyes Bm7 Charging like a bull [Chorus] Am7 I'm a confidence man Abmaj7 Not a confident man Em9 [Verse 3] Em9 Fall into the shadows Fmaj9 Preaching 'bout humility Em9 A confidence man Ebmaj9 You nearly did a, "What? Who's there?" N.C Nobody here but us chickens Em9 Doesn't matter, was a ruse anyway Fmaj9 Took your pants that time Em9 I'm a sensitive man Ebmaj9 Got the confidence to try [Pre-Chorus] Am7 I know nothing about you Bm7 Yeah, you know everything about me Cmaj7 If I reveal any more Bm7 I'll just be a spy [Chorus] Am7 I'm a confidence man Abmaj7 Not a confident man Em9 [Bridge] Am7 I'm not a confident man Bm7 They're much more dangerous Cmaj7 Look at this man, never questioning Bm7 Never failing, so he never learns Am7 Look at him Abmaj7 I mean, watch his ass Em9 [Pre-Chorus] Am7 He's the kind of thief Bm7 That works in broad daylight Cmaj7 That never gets caught Bm7 You give me the heebie-jeebies, sir [Chorus] Am7 I'm a confidence man Abmaj7 Not a confident man Em9 [Outro] Am7 Oh, you made me Bm7 You abandoned me Cmaj7 Bm7 These are your words, use 'em in my favor Am7 Gimme all your confidence Abmaj7 I'll feed it to a mule Em9