[Primeira Parte]

E      A                     F#  C#
I have nothing but questions
        A       B                    F#
I need answers, those would fill me up
E                      A
I know when I'm being catered to!
F#                    C#
I know when I'm being catered to!
       A                  B             F#             F#m
I will not settle for the lowest common denominator!

[Pré-Refrão 1]

E                              A                      F#m      C#m
Hello my friend, we have been waiting for you for a long time
         A                          F#m
We have reason to believe that your soul is just like ours
E                    A                F#m           C#m
Did you ever get the feeling you were just a little different?
      A                               B              F#m
Well, here is our web page, you've finally found a home

[Refrão 1]

E                D
Good people give good advice
      C#m         D            E           F#m
Get a job, eat an apple, it'll work itself out
       G#m
It's a phase (It's a phase!)
       A
It's chemistry (It's chemistry!)
          F#m
It's your own fault (It's your own fault!)
            A
Well don't listen to us
           D
We're just people too

[Segunda Parte]

E         A               C#
I've been waiting all my life
          A               B             F#
I've been waiting for some real good porn
               E
Something with meaning
                   F#     C#
Something fulfilling
        A           B              F#
I'd like to make my shame count for something

[Pré-Refrão 2]

E           A               F#m           C#m
  I feel so empty trying to explain this
A                     B                       F#m
  His name is William Onyeabor, he's from the 70s
           E               A
And when I wake up in the morning
          F#m              C#m
There are people sleeping on my couch
      A                       B                  F#m
Well, I'll have something to say about that one

[Refrão 2]

E                 D
  Free people give free advice
    C#m       D         E         F#m
Let go of the pain, let go of the fear
         G#m         A
But if I let go of that
                 F#m
What will still be here
             A
Will I find out
               D
That I am just people too?

[Final] Bm  A  G  D