[Primeira Parte]

                        E
You can never tell the truth
                                         A
But you can tell something that sounds like it
                        E
You can never tell the truth
                                         A
But you can tell something that sounds like it

 E
My eyebrows are growing back in nicely
 A
But I'm still ugly on the inside

  E
An ad for a kid's movie

On the back of the Rice Krispies
 A
It came out in 2003

Sure hope it's talking about the DVD

                       E
You can never tell the truth
                                 A
But you can tell something that sounds like it
                        E
You can never tell the truth
                                         A
But you can tell something that sounds like it

                       E
You can never tell the truth
                                        A
But you can tell something that sounds like it
                        E
You can never tell the truth
                                        A      E
But you can tell something that sounds like it

[Segunda Parte]

E
I liked you better when you hated yourself
       A
Every time I think about love
N.c
I think about me thinking about you

 E
Changing your anatomy
                               A
Hipbone is connected to my heart

Every time I think about love

I think about you thinking about me

 E
Nobody wants to know

(My eyebrows are growing back in nicely)

What you got to say at all

(My eyebrows are growing back in nicely)
 A
Nobody cares about

(But I'm still ugly on the inside)

Your life and the people in it

(But I'm still ugly on the inside)
 E
So you can stop telling me it gets better

(An ad for a kid's movie)

And pack all your stuff in these boxes

(On the back of the Rice Krispies)
 A
And send them to the Salvation Army

(It came out in 2003)

Cause they're the only one-

(Sure hope it's talking about the DVD)

                        E
You can never tell the truth
                                        A
But you can tell something that sounds like it
                         E
You can never tell the truth
                                         A
But you can tell something that sounds like it

                         E
You can never tell the truth
                                         A
But you can tell something that sounds like it
                         E
You can never tell the truth
                                         A
But you can tell something that sounds like it

[Final] E