G       D    Am
Whoa the history books
        G            D    Am
And the lines on the paper
         G      D     Am
And the arith-e-matics
        G           D        Am
And the never being late, sir

[Chorus]
G          D     Am
Not too appealing
G           D      C D
Very little feeling
   G                   D      Am
At times it leaves you reeling
G          D     Am      Em
Not too appealing, after all

[Verse 2]
         G              D      Am
And your friends' randy mothers
        G                 D     Am
Playin' games beneath the covers
        G                 D     Am
To know one's to know the others
         G                 D     Am D
You know one, you want the others

[Chorus]
G          D     Am
Not too appealing
G           D      C D
Very little feeling
G                   D      Am
Times it leaves you reeling
G          D     Am      Em Em7 A
Not too appealing, after all
      Em                Em7 A
After all gets said and done

[Verse 3]
        G          D      Am
And the first date jitters
        G             D          Am
And the never holding hands close
        G        D        Am
And the "No, not there, no"
        G           D           Am D
You can never run away from it, no

[Chorus]
G          D     Am
Not too appealing
G           D      C D
Very little feeling
G                   D      Am
Times it leaves you reeling
G          D     Am      Em Em7 A
Not too appealing, after all
      Em                Em7 A
After all gets said and done (Not too appealing)

[Chorus]
G          D     Am
Not too appealing
G           D      C D
Very little feeling
    G         D       Am
And so on and so forth
G           D      Am
Very little feeling
G          D     Am
Not too appealing
G           D     Am
Very little feeling