G  : 320033 / 3x2033 (G6)
C  : x32010 / 3x2010 (C/G)
D7 : x5453x / 5x453x (D7/A)


[Intro]
D7  G


[Verse 1]
  G
I saw you pull up next door in your Subaru

Bet that thing runs on veggie oil
C
Strapped to the top were some trash bags and a big canoe
G
Shovel and a couple bags of top soil
  C
I bet you're probably growing marijuana
                                   D7
In that big organic garden in your yard

You walk around in sandals and pajamas
                                    G
Was gettin' dressed really all that hard?


[Verse 2] 
       G
I'm surprised you even saw me from where you're sitting

Behind that 747 in your drive
C
That's the greenest grass I think I've ever seen
     G
It's probably from all the dangerous pesticides
C
You seem like you'd have a doomsday compound
                                        D7
Full of firearms, ammunition and canned foods

That ain't just paranoia really gets me down
                                         G
You're clearly watching way too much Fox News


[Chorus]
      C
I was gonna keep my distance

Because we are so different
                                         D7
Till one day I heard you cranking up The Hag

You like country music, do ya?
        D7
What if I do, what's it to ya?

Well, if you like you country music
                           G
Then I guess you're not so bad


[Interlude]
D7   G


[Verse 3] 
                      G
Whatever you've got I hope it's not contagious

I like you even though you're so uptight
     C
Your record collection covers all the bases
     G
From Kitty Wells all the way on down to Dwight
       C
I'll ignore all your hippie bumper stickers
                                      D7
And that Ronald Reagan poster on your wall

It's true that we've got nothing in common
                                     G
But a love of country music conquers all


[Chorus] 
      C
I was gonna keep my distance

Because we are so different
                                         D7
Till one day I heard you cranking up The Hag

You like country music, do ya?
        D7
What if I do, what's it to ya?

Well, if you like you country music
                           G
Then I guess you're not so bad
         D7
You like country music, do ya?
        D7
What if I do, what's it to ya?

Well, if you like you country music
                           G
Then I guess you're not so bad


[Outro] 
G
Sunny, who're you voting for this year?
            G7
Well, Merle Haggard, I thought that's we decided on