Yo, listen up, here's the story of a politician
Got one neuron firing, but it's on a weak mission
He's in the spotlight, but his brain's on vacation
Spouting nonsense, causing mass frustration
His speeches are a mess, like a tangled wire
One neuron sparking, but it's barely on fire
He thinks he's a genius, a political sage
But his single brain cell is stuck in a cage

One neuron politician, lost in confusion
His thoughts are a fusion of delusion and illusion
He tweets at 3 AM, nonsensical rants
His brain's a desert, no cognitive plants

He debates with himself, a solo showdown
One neuron battling, but it's always a letdown
His policies? Well, they're a cosmic joke
His brain's so small, it fits inside a Coke
He claims climate change is a fairy tale
While glaciers melt and forests turn frail
His neuron's like a flickering candlelight
Dim and feeble, lost in the political night

One neuron politician, lost in confusion
His thoughts are a fusion of delusion and illusion
He tweets at 3 AM, nonsensical rants
His brain's a desert, no cognitive plants

He's got a campaign slogan: Make Brains Great Again
But his single neuron's drowning in a sea of disdain
His advisors facepalm, the world shakes its head
One neuron politician, better off in bed

He signs executive orders with a crayon
His neural pathways? More like a lawn
He's a walking meme, a tragicomic sight
One neuron politician, lost in the fight
He confuses countries, thinks France is Spain
His neuron's spinning like a rusty old train
He's a soundbite disaster, a headline mess
One neuron politician, we're all under duress

One neuron politician, lost in confusion
His thoughts are a fusion of delusion and illusion
He tweets at 3 AM, nonsensical rants
His brain's a desert, no cognitive plants
One neuron politician, lost in confusion
His thoughts are a fusion of delusion and illusion
He tweets at 3 AM, nonsensical rants
His brain's a desert, no cognitive plants

So here's to the politician with just one brain cell
May he stumble through debates and never excel
His legacy? A footnote in history's scroll
One neuron politician, bless his tiny soul