Yo, listen up, here's the story of a politician Got one neuron firing, but it's on a weak mission He's in the spotlight, but his brain's on vacation Spouting nonsense, causing mass frustration His speeches are a mess, like a tangled wire One neuron sparking, but it's barely on fire He thinks he's a genius, a political sage But his single brain cell is stuck in a cage One neuron politician, lost in confusion His thoughts are a fusion of delusion and illusion He tweets at 3 AM, nonsensical rants His brain's a desert, no cognitive plants He debates with himself, a solo showdown One neuron battling, but it's always a letdown His policies? Well, they're a cosmic joke His brain's so small, it fits inside a Coke He claims climate change is a fairy tale While glaciers melt and forests turn frail His neuron's like a flickering candlelight Dim and feeble, lost in the political night One neuron politician, lost in confusion His thoughts are a fusion of delusion and illusion He tweets at 3 AM, nonsensical rants His brain's a desert, no cognitive plants He's got a campaign slogan: Make Brains Great Again But his single neuron's drowning in a sea of disdain His advisors facepalm, the world shakes its head One neuron politician, better off in bed He signs executive orders with a crayon His neural pathways? More like a lawn He's a walking meme, a tragicomic sight One neuron politician, lost in the fight He confuses countries, thinks France is Spain His neuron's spinning like a rusty old train He's a soundbite disaster, a headline mess One neuron politician, we're all under duress One neuron politician, lost in confusion His thoughts are a fusion of delusion and illusion He tweets at 3 AM, nonsensical rants His brain's a desert, no cognitive plants One neuron politician, lost in confusion His thoughts are a fusion of delusion and illusion He tweets at 3 AM, nonsensical rants His brain's a desert, no cognitive plants So here's to the politician with just one brain cell May he stumble through debates and never excel His legacy? A footnote in history's scroll One neuron politician, bless his tiny soul