Intro:

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------5~----------9~----------4~----------7/9/7-------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------5-55-55-------------------------------|
A|-5-55-55-----9-99-99-----2-22-22-----3-33-33-------------------------------|
E|-3-33-33-----7-77-77-----0-00-00-------------------------------------------|


Verse (x2):

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------4-44-44-----------5-55-55----------------------------------------|
A|-5-55-55--2-22-22--2-22-22--3-33-33----------------------------------------|
E|-3-33-33-----------0-00-00-------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:
"I waited..."                                 "Why can't you be bisexual.."
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------44444444-55555555-22222222-----------------55554444--------------|
A|-55555555-22222222-33333333-00000000--x2----55555555-33332222--------------|
E|-33333333-----------------------------------33333333-----------------------|


-Intro-
-Verse-
-Chorus-

Bridge:


E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|---------------------|
D|-5555-7777/9/7-5-----|
A|---------------------|
E|---------------------|

"Get up, get up, what'cha doin' in bed?"
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-55555555-777777777-444444444-55555555---|
A|-33333333-555555555-222222222-33333333---|
E|-----------------------------------------| x3

Pre-Verse:

E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|---------------------|
D|---------------------|
A|-5-55-55-------------|
E|-3-33-33-------------|