E A C#m B I've never written a book in my life E A Cause your tiny brains would never get it C#m B A Me compared to Shakespeare's like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife B I gave you everything but E C#m I gave you simple minds so you made simple things A B I gave you healthy birds you made chicken wings E C#m I gave you nipples you made nipple rings E A You're not going to heaven C#m B Why would you ever think I'd ever hang out with you E A You're all dicks I don't need you C#m B A B I know a million aliens cooler than you So fuck you [Refrain] E C#m G#m Oh my I said oh my God E C#m G#m Oh my oh my God E C#m I'm not gonna fix you G#m I'm not gonna fix you E C#m G#m I said oh my oh my God [Verse 2] E A C#m B People give me money but I don't know why E A C#m B A Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy B E C#m A I made every girl different and they're all perfect just the way they are B E C#m People tell them different and people are smart E I just made the stars A You think you know beauty and love C#m B Trust me you don't I'm the one who created them E A C#m B You're overpopulated so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them A B Fuck youuuu [Refrain] E C#m G#m Oh my I said oh my God E C#m G#m Oh my oh my God E C#m I'm not gonna fix you G#m I'm not gonna fix you E C#m G#m I said oh my oh my God [Bridge] Same chords as the refrain just in a different rhythm E C#m G#m x4 E C#m Eb G#m I created many beings but you're the strangest that I've ever met E C#m Eb G#m You think that you're my children but you're more like an annoying pet E C#m Eb G#m The Messiah made the people wonder heavenly whether he's me E C#m Eb G#m But I'm not into saving people who might nail me to a fucking tree E C#m You're all angry crying sad and lost Eb G#m You worship power and wealth E C#m Eb The more that I watch you the less I believe in myself [Refrain] This refrain ends a bit differently for the launch into the key change E C#m G#m Oh my I said oh my God E C#m G#m Oh my oh my God E C#m I'm not gonna fix you G#m I'm not gonna fix you E C#m A B I said oh my oh my God [Verse 3] F# B Ebm C# You're looking for answers that won't be found no F# B Ebm C# How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground F# B You think I kill you people Ebm C# F# You ask me 'Why ' when a child dies B Ebm C# F# Why would I kill someone when a hundred years passes when I blink my eyes