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        I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
                        [he wants to fuck a dog in the ass]
        I wanna fuck a dog.
        That\'s right kids.
        I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
        Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
        Could only find the dog, and his ass

        We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
        We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
        We wanna fuck a dog

        I tried to fuck a fucken pirate in the ass
                        [arg me and me first mate a scervy ker]
        Tried to fuck a fucken pirate
        but i found the dog
                        [arg that was no pirate it was my own sister]
                        [it\'s a Mexican pirate]