D [Verse 1] D The dog just up and ran away D The trailer rent is two months late A G My baby stole my truck and now she's gone Em A My life is turning out... D Just like a country song [Verse 2] D The fish just snapped my fishing pole D Momma's hooked on dipping scope A G My rooster crows at dusk instead of dawn Em A My life is turning out... D Just like a country song [Bridge] Em If things are going sideways Bm I'll just hit the highway D Em Leave my troubles behind Em I'll just find a dirt road Bm Go wherever it goes D A A B C# I'm gonna be just fine [Verse 3] D My brother, Joe, is back in jail D I hocked my gun to pay his bail A G And now he's popped a tin upon my lawn Em A My life is turning out. D just like a country song [Instrumental Bridge] Em Bm D Em Bm D A A B C# [Verse 4] D A Well. lookie there - my dog came back D A The rooster had a heart attack D A My baby pulled up in my truck D A Cried and said she's still in love D A G Begged and begged and pleaded all night long Em A My life is turning out. D Just like a country song Em A My life is turning out. D just like a country song D Like a country song D Just like a country song