C
There's a girl on Channel 13
G
I know she's gonna fall in love with me
AmCF
Then I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow
Or the next day
C
I drive a Mercedes-Benz
G
I got a whole boatload of friends
AmCF
I'm gonna be on CMT someday...
[Chorus]
G7CE7
But in my real world
AmFC
Things don't always turn out so good
G
Like you wish they would
G7CE7
No, in my real world
AmFC
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
GF
Don'tcha know? Oh
[Verse 2]
C
I got more money than George Straight
G
I throw Benjis out the window all day
AmCF
Just to see how far they fly, bye-bye
C
I get more girls than the president
G
Mom and dad still pays the rent
AmCF
And I throw parties all night long
[Chorus]
G7CE7
But in my real world
AmFC
Things don't always turn out so good
G
Like you wish they would
G7CE7
No, in my real world
AmFC
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
GF
Don'tcha know? Solo!
[Fiddle solo]
CGAmCF
[Chorus]
G7CE7
But in my real world
AmFC
Things don't always turn out so good
G
Like you wish they would
G7CE7
No, in my real world
AmFC
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
GF
Don'tcha know? Oh
G7CE7
In my real world
AmFC
Things don't always turn out so good
G
Like you wish they would
G7CE7
No, in my real world
AmFC
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
GGG
Don'tcha know? Oh... Oh...
[Not even sure what to call this part...but awesome]
AmG
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw!
AmF
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy
CG
Everybody loves this song
AmG
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy
CG
Everybody sing along
AmF
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy
CG
Everybody loves this song
AmG
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy
CG
Everybody sing along...
AmF
I've got a spaceship, fully equipped
CG
Cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder
AmF
I've got a spaceship, fully equipped
CG
Cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder (-er! -er!)
(Hey!) (Hey!) (hey!)
AmF
Green green grass and a rubber Russian memo (?)
CG
No one's got a name for the grain in a scarecrow
AmF
How can he believe what he sees on the TV?
CG
Nothing but extreme over-executed fantasy
AmF
Happy dancing feet down the street, on the corner
CG
Some they say he's silly, some they say that he's a loner
AmF
How can you explain, he's got a name nobody knows it
CGAmFCG
Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac? (Prozac, Prozac, ProoOOOooOOzac)
Am
Green green grass and a rubber Russian memo (?)
F
No one's got a name for the grain in a scarecrow
C
How can he believe what he sees on the TV?
G
Nothing but extreme over-executed fantasy
Am
Happy dancing feet down the street, down the corner
F
Some they say he's silly, some they say that he's a loner
C
How can you explain, he's got a name nobody knows it
GAmF
Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac? Hey, hey hey!
CG
Yeeeeeeeehaw! Grab your partner...
Am
Well now, swing your partner round and round
F
Spank her on the butt, spin her all around!
CG