From * Sun Apr 26 16:38:50 1998
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 19:22:00 -0400
From: "Brian j. dawson" 
To: *
Subject: b/beer_softened_stool/*

 Jean Claude van Dam vs. BUTTERBEAN

Tune low E to "D"

riff 1
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guitar/bass run
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[D] muscles flexed, hair just right-- looking to save the world tonight

[riff 1]  (when you gonna fight for real?)


[D] silly accent, faggy poses--hit the bad guys on their noses

[riff 1] (when you gonna fight for real?)

1ST BRIDGE
[A] All your movies suck but you make the girlies scream

 (let's see you fight for real!)

 [break] bring on BUTTERBEAN!  [drum fill]

          CHORUS

[D]Jean Claude Van Damn verses BUTTER [F]BEAN

[C]the ultimate deathmatch---for the King [D] of the Ring

[D] Jean Claude Jean Claude better run away [F]fast

[A] BUTTERBEAN is gonna kick your sissy Belgian ass [guitar/bass run]


[D]Heavy punches and broken bones--feel the pain from his hands of stone

[riff 1](Now your fighting for real)

[D]Your pretty face is red, black, and blue----spend the night in ICU

[riff 1] (Now your fighting for real)


2ND BRIDGE

[A]bloody limp pile sissy little girl

(no stuntman for this scene)

[break] starring BUTTERBEAN! [drum fill]


          CHORUS 2x

guitar/bass run 3x  end on "hendrix" [D] chord

          Michael Buffer......."let's get ready to rumble"