E 0 2 2 1 0 0 B x 2 4 4 4 x (B7 x 2 1 2 0 2) A 0 0 2 2 2 0 E B Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick A E The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick E B The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard A E I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard E B There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one A E And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue E B Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat A E And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat E B My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash A E I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash E B So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes A E Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose E B Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak A E So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak E B I was lying there naked my body badly bruised A E In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused E B When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van A E And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand E B They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red A E The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead E B The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws A E The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls E B The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker A E The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head E B Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe A E My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks E B I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights A E Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed E B The crew and the band playin' down below A E And I realized I was in a rock'n'roll [video] E B So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour A E And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure E B I made out with the groupies started fires backstage A E Made a lot of money and I gave it all away E B Well the band got killed so I started a solo career A E And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer E B I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell A E Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell