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I read the news today oh boy
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About a lucky man who made the grade
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And though the news was rather sad
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Well I just had to laugh, I saw the photograph
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He blew his mind out in a car 
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He didn't notice that the lights had changed
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A crowd of people stood and stared            
C              F
They'd seen his face before
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Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
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I saw a film      today oh boy            
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The English Army had just won the war
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A crowd of people turned away           
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But I just had to look having read the book
             Em9    F9 F#9
I'd love to turn   you  on
"Stays on E-minor for a while then goes to E-major"
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Woke up, fell out of  bed, dragged a comb across my head
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Found my way downstairs and drank a cup 
        E              B7
And looking up, I noticed I was late
          E
Found my coat and grabbed my hat, 
                        D9
Made the bus in seconds flat
      E                   B7
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke 
       E                   B7
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream 
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,   
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I heard the news today oh boy             
C            G4/B                Am9
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

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And though the holes    were rather small 
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They had to count them all
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Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
             Em9    F9   F#9
I'd love to turn   you  on