Bm              G
   Open up your eyes
Em
   There's nothing on my body left to see
Bm                    G
   I tried a thousand times
Em
   I tried to say "I love you", but you didn't hear me
Bm                      G
   And you're passive-aggressive
Em
   Convinced me other people didn't care about me

G                       Em
   And you're passive-aggressive
                 Bm
You're passive-aggressive
You're passive-aggressive

       G                               Em
And to think you would get me to the altar
        Bm                          D
Like I follow you around like a dog that needs water
        G                          Em
But admit it that you wanted me smaller
        Bm
If you would have let me grow
               D
You could have kept my love

Bm                G
   Ode to my two thighs
Em
   I still want you to kiss 'em cause they're lonely
Bm                       G
   And why are you so surprised?
Em
   And when I said "I miss you," you never believed me?
Bm                  G
   And we were so depressive
Em
   You and me together we were gemini feed

G                   Em
   And we were so depressive
             Bm
We were so depressive
We were so depressive, hey

       G                               Em
And to think you would get me to the altar
        Bm                          D
Like I follow you around like a dog that needs water
        G                          Em
But admit it that you wanted me smaller
        Bm
If you would have let me grow
               D
You could have kept my love


       G                               Em
And to think you would get me to the altar
        Bm                          D
Like I follow you around like a dog that needs water
        G                          Em
But admit it that you wanted me smaller
        Bm
If you would have let me grow you could have kept my love



       G                               Em
And to think you would get me to the altar
        Bm                          D
Like I follow you around like a dog that needs water
        G                          Em
But admit it that you wanted me smaller
        Bm
If you would have let me grow
               D
You could have kept my love