Am                          F
There's a place where everyone can be happy
              C                                    G
It's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world
     Am                                 F
It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo choo trains
        C
And the meanest little boys
     D5               E5           Am   
Most innocent little girls and you know
                    F
I wish that I could go there
       C                    G
It's a road that I have not found
    Am                     F
And I wish you the best of luck dear
C                           D5       E
Drop a card or letter to my side of town

[Chorus]
               F                       E
'Cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
    F                      E         F       G
But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
    Am    F   G   Am
And you
                  F     D5    E
Painted my entire world
    Am   F
But I
G                             F                       E
Don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
                      Am
And I won't forget it

[First Part]

Am                                      F
There's a place where everyone can be right
     C                                  G
Even though you remain determined to be opposed
  Am                          F
Admittance requires no qualifications
           C                           D5         E5
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
   Am                     F
So please try not to be impatient
       C                    G
For we all hate standing in line
    Am                                         F
And when the farm is good and bought you'll be there without a thought
    C                       D5           E
And eternity my friend is a long fuckin' time

[Chorus]
               F                       E
'Cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
    F                      E         F       G
But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
    Am    F   G   Am
And you
                  F     D5    E
Painted my entire world
    Am   F
But I
G                             F                       E
Don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
                      Am
And I won't forget it

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( Am F G C )
( Am F G C )