This is probably one of the best songs ever. It must be played very loud, drunk
And in the presence of Jeffcoat ( MUST).
All the D's and Em's are strummed once each time throughout the entire song.
Thanks for the inspiration (you know who you are).
Intro-
G,Cadd9,G,Cadd9
Verse1-
DEm
Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town,
DEm
His Daddy told him, you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town,
DEm
Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends,
DEm
With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless
G,Cadd9
entry for all the best of his friends,
Refrão -------------
G
Well I've got this friend of mine
Cadd9
And he might be a little Jewish everybody's mind
AD
All I got to say about that
Silent G,Cadd9
Is I don't Fucking mind
G,Cadd9--------------------
Verse2-
DEm
He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map
DEm
But I'll bet you'll know, that guy who wears that little green hat,
DEm
Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too
DEm
And you can bet your ass, you'll be seeing his big shit
G,Cadd9
kicking shoes,
Chorus-
Verse3-
DEm
I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror
DEm
And I tell myself, just how much more fucking queer,
DEm
He wears that little goatee, down on his chin D Em
So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his
G,Cadd9
skin,
Chorus-
GCadd9G
Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of Cadd9
mine anymore
GCadd9
But he might just be a friend with you,
G
All I got to say about Jeffcoat
Cadd9G,Cadd9
Is he's a fuckin Jew,