chords by m.c. brown shoes
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intro: BmF#BmF#
That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
BmF#
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
Bm
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
F#Bm
What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
F#
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
BmF#
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy
BmF#
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth
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'Avalanches above, business continues below..'
Bb
Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and
AbBb
(scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls
Ab
and Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball
Bb
and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend
with the violin...
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That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
BmF#
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
Bm
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
F#Bm
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
F#
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
BmF#
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy
BmF#
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth
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'Frontier psychiatrist!'
Bb
Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person?
Ab
Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah!
Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab
Sometimes a parrot talks!
Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F#
'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.'
'Can you think of anything else?'
'Um...
a record?'
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