A   G   A   G   A   G

[Riff]

A          G         A        G
    Hey!      Hey!      Hey!     Hey!

[Verse]

A                     G
Want to tell about my friend-a
A               G  
He got hit by a fender
A                        G
But he'll soon be on the mender
A                 G
He's of the male gender

[Chorus]

D                     E
Glad to see that he's on his way
F#m                 E    D
  He's not for burial today
              A            F#m
Because he's in, he's indisposed
             D    E        Bm   C#m   A 
Ah well he's in....   he's in - dis - posed

[Verse]

A                       G 
Found him outside the drycleaners
A                      G
Ooh the driver's misdemeanour
A                      G
I've never seen a face so green-ah
A                         G
He looks-a like the cat's dinner

[Chorus]

D                     E
Glad to see that he's on his way
F#m               E    D
He's not for burial today
             A             F#m
Because he's in, he's indisposed
             D    E        Bm   C#m   A 
Ah well he's in....   he's in - dis - posed

[Lead Break] 

A    G        A   G      A   G          A   D  E  A
        Hey!        Hey!        Hey!

[Riff]

A       A       G        A         G          
   Hey!    Hey!    Hey!     Hey!       

[Verse]

A               G
He got hit by a car
A                     G
Now he's lying on the tar
A                   G
had an experience bizaare
A                 G   
Not unlike peninsula ra ra hey

[Chorus]

D                     E
Glad to see that he's on his way
F#m               E    D
He's not for burial today
             A             F#m
Because he's in, he's indisposed
           A            F#m
Well he's in, he's indisposed
             D    E        Bm   C#m   A 
Ah well he's in....   he's in - dis - posed
             D    E        Bm   C#m   A 
Ah well he's in....   he's in - dis - posed
             D    E        Bm   C#m   A         A
Ah well he's in....   he's in - dis - posed