[Intro]  F  Em  Dm  G
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Now then Mardy Bum
               F
I see your frown
              Em               Dm
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
G               C
And it goes off
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And out come all these words
             F             Em
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
Dm
A side I much prefer
G            F                 G
It's one that laughs and jokes around
         C              G
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
         Am
Yeah, to get things off the ground
          F           G
And it was up, up and away
        C                  G
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
     Am                           F                G
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
                        C
And you've got the face on

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                    E
Well now then Mardy Bum
   F              Em      Dm
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
  G          C
I thought as much
                      E
Cause you turned over there
        F           Em
Pulling that silent disappointment face
        Dm               G
The one that I can't bear

F                       G
Can't we laugh and joke around
         C              G
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
         Am
Yeah, to get things off the ground
          F           G
And it was up, up and away
        C                  G
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
     Am                           F                G
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
                        C
And you've got the face on

                   F
Yeah I'm sorry I was late
              E
Well I missed the train
                         F
And then the traffic was a state
            E                            F
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
                       E
That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care
               F                 G      C
Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

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F             G
So laugh and joke around
         C              G
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
         Am
Yeah, to get things off the ground
          F           G
And it was up, up and away
      C                  G
Still it's right hard to remember
     Am                           F                G
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
                        C
And you've got the face on