Riff 1 Riff 2 E|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|--5---5---4---4-----------------10--10--10--9---9-----------| A|--5---5---4---4-----------------10--10--10--9---9-----------| E|--3---3---2---2-----------------8---8---8---7---7-----------| Play *Riff 1* 4x Groon is the man He's from Japan Got a dark tan Eat *&%**&(&()& You may dislike Groon (Riff 2) What can be done (Riff 1) He's coming real soon (Riff 2) Ruining your fun (Riff 1) *Riff 1* 4x All chicks beware He's a real scare Not quite aware No facial hair Groon majors in art (Riff 2) What a mistake (Riff 1) Breaks every girl's heart (Riff 2) Groon takes the cake (Riff 1) Outro: E|----------------------------------| B|----------------------------------| G|----------------------------------| D|----------------------------------| A|-----4///9---------5///10---------| E|-0---2///7-----0---3///8----------| Repeat a few times