C                            G
I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention
  F                                           Em     D
I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention
C                              G
The devil take your stereo and your record collection!
    F                                    Em             D
The way you look you'll qualify for next year's old age pension!

[Chorus]
C            G         F                  Riff (E,D,C,A,C)
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
C             G         F                 Riff (E,D,C,A,C)
Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

[Verse 2]
C                           G
I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion
    F                                          Em       D
The clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing
   C                                G
So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?
     F                                      Em           D
It's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making

[Chorus]
C            G         F                  Riff (E,D,C,A,C)
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
C             G         F                 Riff (E,D,C,A,C)
Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

[Bridge]
C                   G
And even though you fool your souls
     Am                 F
your conscience will be mine
all mine

[Lead]
E           B          G#m           A (x2)

[Verse 3]
C               D             F        Em
We're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses
C               D             F         Em 
of deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz loses
C               D               F         Em 
We're the dandy highwaymen and here's our invitation
C                  D             F               Em 
"Throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation"

[Chorus]
C            G         F                  Riff (E,D,C,A,C)
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
C             G         F                 Riff (E,D,C,A,C)
Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

C                   G
And even though you fool your souls
     Am                 F
your conscience will be mine, all mine

           E                B
da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa
           A
da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa

E           B           A
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Stand and deliver your money or your life!