C G I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention F Em D I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention C G The devil take your stereo and your record collection! F Em D The way you look you'll qualify for next year's old age pension! [Chorus] C G F Riff (E,D,C,A,C) Stand and deliver your money or your life! C G F Riff (E,D,C,A,C) Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife! [Verse 2] C G I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion F Em D The clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing C G So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking? F Em D It's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making [Chorus] C G F Riff (E,D,C,A,C) Stand and deliver your money or your life! C G F Riff (E,D,C,A,C) Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife! [Bridge] C G And even though you fool your souls Am F your conscience will be mine all mine [Lead] E B G#m A (x2) [Verse 3] C D F Em We're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses C D F Em of deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz loses C D F Em We're the dandy highwaymen and here's our invitation C D F Em "Throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation" [Chorus] C G F Riff (E,D,C,A,C) Stand and deliver your money or your life! C G F Riff (E,D,C,A,C) Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife! C G And even though you fool your souls Am F your conscience will be mine, all mine E B da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa A da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa E B A Stand and deliver your money or your life! Stand and deliver your money or your life! Stand and deliver your money or your life!