C F C If I was a liberal, I'd find a way somehow C G To make man think he created God and not the other way around F And what you see on TV will seem like the gospel truth G C And I'd make right look so wrong, I'd make wrong look so cool F G F Hey, anything to keep you on my level C If I was a liberal [Verse 2] C F C And if I was a liberal, everyone would just see color C G And I'd take all religions and turn them against each other F I'd sit back and I'd love it, I'd watch you fuel the hate G C I'd light fires on the evening news and let you fan the flames F G F Hey, anything to keep you out of heaven C If I was a liberal [Chorus] F G Am And I'd just keep on doing what I'm doing F G Am What I'm doing sure is working out F G Am And if you don't believe me, I could prove it F G Hey, all you need to do is look around Am G F Yeah, I'd be thinking things just can't get better F C If I was a liberal [Chorus] F G Am And I'd just keep on doing what I'm doing F G Am What I'm doing sure is working out F G Am And if you don't believe me, I could prove it F G Hey, all you need to do is look around Am G F Yeah, I'd be thinking things just can't get better F C If I was a liberal [Verse 3] C F C If I was a liberal, when all is said and done C G I'd be the coward that I am, and I'd tuck my tail and run F I'd hide out in the darkness I'm destined to regret C G C 'Cause if I was Pelosi, hell, I'd be scared to death