To the girl in the corner dancing alone
That could break every heart in here on her own
I know her type, she'll ruin my life before I know
But if the girl in the corner comes, says: Hello
I know I probably should be taking it slow
But if she asks me if I could leave and take her home
Then I say

Help me find, find the exit in this place
In her eyes is a heaven I can chase
If tonight you'll be mine, then say no more
I'm one foot out the door
Help me find, find the exit in this place
And in her eyes I see one foot in the grave
But if tonight you'll be mine, then say no more
I'm one foot out the door

How 'bout we play two truths and a lie?
One, I'm sleeping at yours
Two, you're sleeping at mine
And number three
There's just one thing on both our minds
I should probably say that it's not worth the risk
'Cause you look like a paycheck for my therapist
'Cause I know your type
You'll ruin my life with just one kiss

But if she asked me
If we could leave
Well, then I'll say

Help me find, find the exit in this place
In her eyes is a heaven I can chase
If tonight you'll be mine, then say no more
I'm one foot out the door
Help me find, find the exit in this place
And in her eyes I see one foot in the grave
But if tonight you'll be mine, then say no more
I'm one foot out the door

'Cause what if the numbers on napkins
Become: That's how I met your mom, kids?
Darling, you never know
Yeah, darling, you never know
And what if two hopeless romantics
Turn into: It actually happens?
Darling, you never know
Yeah, darling, you never know

Help me find, find the exit in this place
In her eyes is a heaven I can chase
If tonight you'll be mine, then say no more
I'm one foot out the door
Help me find, find the exit in this place
And in her eyes I see one foot in the grave
But if tonight you'll be mine, then say no more
I'm one foot out the door