F               
F               F                 Bb            F       
Where are you Mister mustached novelist?

                F                 Bb            F
Where are you Mister mustached novelist?

        Am              Bb          F
I’m in need of such a literal assist

        Am                      Bb          F
I’m in need of some of your literal wisdom


F               F                 Bb            F
Where are you Mister Yankee physicist?
                F                 Bb            F
Where are you Mister Yankee physicist?
        Am              Bb          F
I’m in need of some of your physical assist
        Am              Bb          F
I’m in need of some of your physical wisdom

(solo)

F               F                 Bb            F
Where are you Mister Latin folk artist?
                F                 Bb            F
Where are you Mister Latin folk artist?
        Am              Bb          F
I’m in need of some of your glossy assist
        Am              Bb          F
I’m in need of some of your kiln baked wisdom.