[Intro] C  D  G
        G  C  D  G

[Chorus]

                C                          D
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             G                 Em
Don't make a pretty woman your wife
           C                 D
So from my personal point of view
                          G
Get an ugly girl to marry you
                C                          D
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             G                 Em
Don't make a pretty woman your wife
           C                 D
So from my personal point of view
                          G
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[First Part]

         G                            Em
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
         D                G
And very often causes his downfall
              G                     Em
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
          D                           G
To do the things that will break your heart
           G                       Em
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
          D                          G
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
        G                         Em
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
             D                  G
She'll always give you peace of mind

[Chorus]

                C                          D
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             G                 Em
Don't make a pretty woman your wife
           C                 D
So from my personal point of view
                          G
Get an ugly girl to marry you
                C                          D
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             G                 Em
Don't make a pretty woman your wife
           C                 D
So from my personal point of view
                          G
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Bridge]

C       D                          G
See man, I saw your wife last night and she sure is ugly
C            D                 G
Yeah, baby, but she sure can cook
         C         D               G
Oh, yeah?! Let me hear everybody now

[Outro]

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One more time

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