A       C#m    D        F#m
 You're no Uma Thurman
A         C#m      D     F#m
 Then I'm no movie star
A        C#m      D       F#m
 Neither of us is strong
A       C#m           D    F#m
 We can still split a car

[Pre-chorus]
D                 A
 We will never be famous
C#m                   E
 And we'll never have kids
A         C#m          D    F#m E D
 And even we won't remember
D         E            A
 Half the shit that we did

[Interlude]
A  Bm  D  F#m  E  A  x2

[Verse 2]
A            C#m            D   F#m
 Like when I planted one on ya
A   C#m               D      F#m
 Before your lips got loose
A      C#m             D       F#m
 And I thought I heard booing
A              C#m           D      F#m
 But they were just yelling "Bruce"

[Pre-chorus]
D                     A
 You sounded like you gave up
C#m                    E
 When you let out that sigh
A       C#m             D   F#m E D
 But it still turned me on
D      E             A    Bm
 Underneath a Jersey sky

[Chorus]
D     F#m     E      A    Bm
 Underneath a Jersey sky
D     F#m     E      A    Bm
 Underneath a Jersey sky
D      F#m      E      A    Bm
 I was born and I will die
D     F#m     E      A
 Underneath a Jersey sky

[Interlude]
A  D  A  D  F#m

[Verse 3]
A    C#m           D          F#m
 Now we've got our own house
A          C#m       D     F#m
 It's even got a backyard
A       C#m          D       F#m
 We can toss round a Frisbee
A      C#m            D     F#m
 If we don't toss too hard

[Pre-chorus]
D                 A
 I figure someone somewhere
C#m                  E
 Got my piece of the pie
A       C#m         D            F#m E D
 And he wouldn't be caught dead
D     E              F#m  Bm
 Underneath a Jersey sky
D      E             A    Bm
 Underneath a Jersey sky

[Chorus]
D     F#m     E      A    Bm
 Underneath a Jersey sky
D     F#m     E      A    Bm
 Underneath a Jersey sky
D      F#m      E      A    Bm
 I was born and I will die
D     F#m     E      A    Bm
 Underneath a Jersey sky
D      F#m      E      A    Bm
 I was born and I will die
D     F#m     E      A
 Underneath a Jersey sky