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[Verse 1]
C           Am
School is a scam
           F
College is fake
C           Am
Your job is a joke
              F
My brain's an egg

C            Am
The cake's a lie
            F
Here eyes a mess
C          Em
And all my plans
           F      G
Are just a guess


[Chorus]
C     Am            F           G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C   G     F          G
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C     Am            F           G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C         Em          
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F        G                            C
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)


[Verse 2]
C          Am            F     
We all forget why we feel
C          Am                F
And we all earn what we steal
C            Am               F
But when you laugh in my face
C               Em                F  G
It's 'cause you think this is real


[Chorus]
C     Am            F           G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C   G     F          G
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C     Am            F           G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C         Em          
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F        G
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)


[Bridge]
F          G              Am   Em
Nothing prepares you for adulthood
F           G          Am     Em
  I want to be a limousine machine
F            G           Am  Em
  I'm always living in a suitcase
F          G                      C
  My fingernails laugh at me


[Verse 3]
C           Am            F
So please rely on my words
C            Am            F
While I make love to myself
C             Am              F
Then put this whole thing away
C           Em                F  G
Just like a book on your shelf


[Chorus]
C     Am            F           G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C   G     F          G
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C     Am            F           G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C         Em          
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F        G                            
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C         Em          
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F        G                            
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C         Em          
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F        G                            
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C         Em          
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F        G                       
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)