C F C

[Verse 1]
C
I murdered Mary With my stiletto heel
C
I thrust it through her heart and laughed as she did squeal
F
I murdered Joseph in exactly the same way
               C
And after they buried Joseph
   G                 C
I pissed upon his grave
C
Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed...

[Verse 2]
C
I murdered the disciplesin a frenzied knife attack
C
I sneaked up behind them and I stabbed them in the back
F
I murdered John the Baptist in exactly the same way
     C
And after they buried John the Baptist
   G                C
I pissed upon his grave
C
Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed...

[Verse 3]
C
And then I went up to Heaven St Peter let me in
C
I stabbed St Peter as he forgave me for my sins
F
I murdered the Good Shepherd in exactly the same way
                 C
And after they buried the Good Shepherd
   G                 C
I pissed upon his grave
C
Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed...

[Verse 4]
C
And then I went to God I went to Number One
C
I murdered God and God, it was fun
F
I murdered God in exactly the same way
                C
And after they buried God
    G               C
I pissed upon his grave
C
Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed...

[Verse 5]
C
And then I went down to Hell where Satan was my friend
C
But then Satan too came to a sticky end
F
I murdered Satan in exactly the same way
C
And after they buried Satan
   G                 C
I pissed upon his grave

[Outro]
 F                   C         F               G
I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave  
  F                   C         F               G
I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave
 F                   C         F               G
I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave  
  F                   C         F               G  C
I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave