Intro: Fm, Cm, Fm, Cm, Fm, Cm, G, Cm

Fm               Cm
  Underneath the arches
Fm            Cm
  By the barricades
Fm               Cm
  I will do just what you want
   G              Cm
If money you will pay

Fm                 Cm
  With faded jeans trainers on
   Fm                Cm
My hair bleached and permed
Fm                       Cm
  Well if you’ve got the money
     G                Cm
Then I will take your sperm

Fm                     Cm
  Well chiselled is my jawline
Fm               Cm
Scarcely an acne scar
Fm                     Cm    
  And I’ve been had in toilets
G                  Cm
  Toilets cars and bars

Fm                    Cm  
  I’m just a piece of meat
    Fm               Cm 
For you to have your fun
Fm                     Cm            
  So pull my trousers around my thighs 
    G              Cm
And stick it up my bum

    Fm         Cm
I’m Piccadilly Lilly
   Fm            Cm
So if you want a quickie
Fm               Cm
  I will do just what you want
G               Cm
By the penny arcades

Fm              Cm
  When I do get older
Fm              Cm
I’ll marry me a soldier
Fm                   Cm
  And he will go and buy a boy
G                Cm
From the penny arcade