G                C
In Polynesia the weather is fine,
D                        G
the Frenchies experiment all of the time,
G                          C
We're all full of shit, we know this is true,
         D                    G
When you ain't got a bumhole, you feel blue.

G        C        D                 G
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.

G                    C
The Rainbow Warrior, they blew it up,
          D                  G
'cause it tried to kick up a terrible fuss,
G                  C
Nuclear testing is all very well,
         D                    G
When you ain't got a bumhole, life can be hell.

G        C        D                 G
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.

Am                           G     
Well we don't care about the size,
Am                      G
We don't care about the shape
Am                             G
    But when you haven't got one,
Am                  G
    It feels like a mistake.

    G        C        D                 G
Oh, bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.
G        C        D                 G
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.
D                 G
Give us a bumhole do..