D                     G          D
I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails
                   A
And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed
    D                 G               D
I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross
                                         A              D
The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss


[Chrous]
    D
I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
G              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
A              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
G              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
A              D
banging in the nails.



[Verse 2]
D                     G             D
I'm crucifying Jesus, in my piss he bathes
                        A
I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved
D                     G             D
I'm crucifying Jesus, beat him to a pulp
                                  A             D
I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp


[Chrous]
    D
I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
G              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
A              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
G              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
A              D
banging in the nails.


[Verse 3]
D
You see that crown of thorns upon his head?
G                 D
Well that was my idea
                                   A
I think I might be going to hell
   D
Oh dear!

[Chrous]
     D
I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
G              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
A              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
G              D
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
A              D
banging in the nails.