Ab Ab Ab Ab Ab Fm Cm Eb x2 Ebm [Verse 1] Ab Fm Cm Eb When your walls go up, I hope that they're mirrored Ab Fm Cm Eb So you can serve your sentence with somebody sympathetic Ab Fm Cm Eb Darlin' you're a hack, but it's charming when you crack yourself up Ab Fm Cm Eb But everybody knows what you go to to keep yourself together Gm C7 Alone at the end of the day Ebm Sync your thoughts with the highway song Gm C7 Eb7 Fall asleep with the tv on [Chorus] Bb C7 Sylvia, you know, I just want to stay close to you Eb Ebm Gm C7 Eb7 Oh no, there you go again Bb C7 Eb Ebm Sylvia, my love, there is just so much I can do for you Gm C7 Eb7 After all, I'm just a friend Ab Fm Cm Eb x2 Ebm [Verse 2] Ab Fm Cm Eb It's a shame, nowadays all your friends have become such a drag Cm Ebm They make you feel like a running gag Cm Eb Eb7 Sylvia's just a dying fad Ab Fm Cm Eb Your mind's at a fever pitch, temperature's rising Ab Fm Cm Eb Those ghosts in the rearview are so tantalizing [Chorus] Bb C7 Sylvia, you say that the moon is your only friend Ebm Gm C7 Eb7 But she's a bitch and she don't listen when you cry Bb C7 Eb Ebm Sylvia, my love, there is just so much I can do for you Gm N.C. After all, I'm just a friend